I am CAPTIAN CARDSHARK!
Ready to KICK ALL THE NAMES an TAKE ALL THE ASSES!
Lemony Snicket has determined the following about my suspicious character:
Decoy Painter / Flaneur
Commonly Applied Descriptives:
Colorfully Nearby, Irrepressibly Observational, Deceptively Secretive
Concealed by Clouds
The Blue Aspic
“No, the other window.”